Rather than degrade women, The Playbook centers on the profound, positive, and personal changes you can make to trick hot sluts into sleeping with you. I find that approach both demeaning and offensive. Last, and most important, other seduction methods preach “social dynamics” in which you insult women in an attempt to attract them. and that was only because this chick had been in a coma since 1983 and pretending to be Boy George was such an obvious layup. Second, I’ve slept with enough hotties to overbook a commercial airliner (several of them on a commercial airliner, what up?) and only once had to wear eyeliner and a goofy hat to do it. First of all, I created this program, so you know it’s gonna be awesome. With so many other pickup programs available on the market today, you might be wondering what makes The Playbook unique. Almost: 83% of the plays will necessitate at least a few yards of aluminum foil, so before you get cracking you’d be wise to buy in bulk at your local big-box store or discount warehouse retailer. Best of all, most of the plays require no experience and little to no preparation, so you have almost everything you need to get started right away. Included in this collection are more than seventy-five schemes that are guaranteed to attract all kinds of women, no matter how sorrowful your social skills are. Now, in an act of selfless charity, I’m passing this treasure of pleasure on to you as an easy-to-follow guide. Contained within these pages are every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle I’ve ever used or ever hope to use to pick up chicks and give them the business. The Playbook provides a plenitude of plays to profit the persistent player. © 2010 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation| WHAT IS THE PLAYBOOK? How? By giving you self-confidence and proving that you really are somebody who matters (even though you’re not).Īgain, sincerely, thanks for purchasing this book. But all of that is going to change because now, with the help of The Playbook, you’ll be able to approach any beautiful woman you want and trick her into sleeping with you. There are millions of unattractive chumps just like you all over the place who apparently never want to sleep with a woman. Geez, buddy, you’re kind of a mess, huh? Ooh, I bet you smell too. You’re dressed like an overgrown eighth grader. You stumble up to a woman and stammer in a rehearsed yet cracking voice, “Can I get your number?” Your trembling hands are stuffed in your pockets in a futile attempt to look cool. All rights reserved.:įirst of all, thanks for purchasing this book! Now, if you’re reading this, I’m guessing you’re either too pathetic to pick up girls on your own, or you’re looking for some creative ideas to spice up your repertoire-but my money’s on “too pathetic to pick up girls on your own.” Stinson lives in New York, New York-and appears weekly on the hit CBS show "How I Met Your Mother" with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily and Marshall. Basically the coolest dude ever, Barney Stinson has been compared to the Fonz-but Barney is much, much more awesome. Barney Stinson works at a corporation, and regularly "suits up" to help his lovelorn and altogether pathetic bro Ted Mosby.
So suit up and get ready to be schooled in awesomeness.Matt Kuhn is a staff writer for the CBS hit show "How I Met Your Mother" and helps write Barney's Blog on the show's website. …and other greatest hits from Barney Stinson’s secret Playbook of legendary moves. You’ll master more than seventy-five seduction techniques, developed by pickup guru and all-around good guy Barney Stinson, guaranteed to turn you into a bona fide ladies’ man. Now, with the help of The Playbook, you’ll be able to approach any beautiful woman, discover her innermost passion, and use that to trick her into sleeping with you.
Since the dawn of history man has searched for the answer to the most fundamental of questions: “Why am I here…not banging chicks?” The search is over.
Bestselling author of The Bro Code, Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother fame, presents The Playbook-like Neil Strauss’s The Game for Bros, The Playbook offers advice on the many creative and resourceful ways Barney’s developed to wine, dine, and score with “The Ladies.”
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